you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker
Actually, I think this is the exact neighbourhood I was looking for.
I drove my little old Eastern European grandmother to do her errands today cuz my parents are away
Her: I like those slacks which you’re wearing! Nice and red! What you call those? Jeans?
Her: HUH? Sweatjeans?
Her: Sweat? Pants? Sweatpants. I need to buy some sweatpants!